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In celebration of the launch of Windows 11 I am removing my Windows partition and going full-time again for Linux

For every game that doesn't run I'll download yet another clone hero songpack
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Does mastodon have something like "optimize cache"? I was not looking for maybe two months and my single user instance grew to 92GB!

Pleroma could do vacuum that helped a lot

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Test rode a Ninja 1000 today. It was comfy and smooth, but could really pull! If I someday decide to get a new #motorcycle, something in this class will be top of mind.

What's on my mind, mastodon asks...

Hmm, Good question, I wonder what's there... maybe nothing?

Does anyone know any software to tag files (for archiving purposes)? I have some files like the last toot i archived but most are just lost in the sea of files i have archived :D

scan do panfleto do magalhães, já não estava em grande estado, por isso o scan não ficou a 100%

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@brito Se vires um destes, não ponhas os dedos nos contactos se o microondas funcionou há menos de 3…6 meses.

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azerty is an abomination that must be destroyed
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I turn on my PC.

The local wildlife are immediately sterilised by the excessive output from my four exposed nuclear reactors running at a critically risky heat output.

The sound of 10,000 cooling fans deafens the city’s morning traffic as my warehouse of 500 parallel-chained AMD Razer Threadrippers bursts into life, forming the equivalent processing power of 2015 in one room.

Nearby, my cluster of Nvidia 5090 Test Cards begins to warp the local time continuum as they calculate answers man was never meant to know.

Very gently, I open Microsoft Teams.

Instantly, the already deafening noise of fans increases to a murderous wail as they try to keep my equipment at operating temperatures. A nuclear reactors’ fusion catches up with its cooling and explodes destroying the lives of millions. The floor begins to melt away as my processors over clocked ten-fold reach critical mass and descend directly into hell. My Nvidia cluster collapses into a singularity and begins to devour the planet.

Quickly now, I open a text chat, it’s a bit laggy.

The sheer struggle of loading some text destroys the remaining systems. Me and my equipment are deleted from reality by an unknown overseer.

Humanity is not ready for instant messaging

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KDE is turning 25 years old soon. What is one thing you appreciate about KDE? Tell us in the comments!

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⚠️REMINDER: Only download Inkscape from trusted sources and be cautious about emails with links, even if they claim to be from the project. If there's any doubt go to the source. The latest, validated release will always be available for free on our website.

Boosts appreciated.

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What is the ideal work environment for you?

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In case you like #i2p, you may like to learn that there's a ticket to implement I2P as a plugin for #Briar.

No one working at it atm, but if you know someone who is interested in such, Briar will support it:

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If you want to preview how a post looks on Mastodon without anyone else seeing it, select a visibility of "Direct" and toot it. As long as you haven't @-ed anyone, only you will be able to see this post.

It will be a DM to yourself, which means it shows you exactly what the published post looks like, but keeps it hidden.

When you're happy to let others see it, use the "Delete & re-draft" option (in the post's "..." menu) to change the visibility to a more public setting. Then just toot it again, and it will be visible.

(If you want to make multiple changes, just keep DMing the post to yourself and redrafting until you're happy. When you're happy, redraft one more time and change the visibility to a non-direct setting.)

#FediTips #Fediverse #MastoTips #Mastodon #Previews #Toots #Toot #Tooting

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EU: insists that cucumbers have to be straight

also EU: fights surveillance capitalism

how is one organisation capable of being so stupid yet so smart at the same time?

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PSA: Twitch 

2FA seeds were leaked.

You'll need to deactivate 2FA, and re-enable it to make it secure again.

Please boost.

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